queen elizabeth wasnt allowed to climb stairs by herself growing up so when she became queen she ran up and down the stairs because no one could stop her
my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’
*flirts with tree* so did you grow here your whole life
greatest pickup line of all time
IVE BEEN WANTING TO REBLOG THIS FOR THE LONGEST TIME OMG
Drake and Josh shaped our generation like I’m 99.99% sure that this show is the reason I’m so sarcastic.
true friends don’t judge each other
they judge other people